We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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