Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
babies were throwing up all over the place
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Randomize
