People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
she pinky promised me she was 18
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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