repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
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