grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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