It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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