pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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