the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
And my parents said I crawled through the house
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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