so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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