Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
My nipple is on Facebook.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
You smell like a Billy Joel song
You took a bar mat shot.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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