i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
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