I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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