All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
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