Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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