I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
The ass gains better be worth it
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