i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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