So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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