i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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