I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
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