Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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