just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Can't talk, ducks in the car
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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