I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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