i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Never let your siblings swipe right.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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