Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
He's a Shit stain on my heart
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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