that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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