On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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