wanna go halves on a baby?
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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