if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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