i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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