i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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