Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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