She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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