I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Threesome in a minivan. New low
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I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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