If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
