And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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