its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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