I don't think brook has ever known best
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
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