its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
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