dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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