im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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