ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Randomize
