Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
So much rum. So many feels.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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