Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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