you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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