Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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