Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
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