Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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