Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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