At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Randomize
