Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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