how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
i came on her dog
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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