I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
You can't special order awesome
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Randomize
