Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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