remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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