i barfeds in our rink
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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