im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
he shaved USA in his pubs
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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