I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
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