There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
