What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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